Friday, July 20, 2018

DELICIOUS GREEN SMOOTHIE

This simple Green Smoothie started off as an attempt at making my own version of something  I enjoy from one of Australia’s most popular smoothie stores. Except, I make it in half the time and I’m not a scowling teenage attendant who looks like she’d rather be washing public restrooms than standing in front of a counter taking smoothie orders. I digress… anyway, my super healthy Green Smoothie is Vegan and loaded with fresh fruits and vegetables like Pineapple, Spinach, Banana, Kiwi, Green Grapes, and then blended with some Coconut Water and Ice. It makes 2 servings at a measly 95 calories each, so I guess it can also be considered a wealth loss smoothie.

All in all, this Green Smoothie is vegan, delicious, light and healthy. It’ll keep you full and will most definitely give you an instant boost of energy – very similar to the effects of Crystal Meth, sans the rotting teeth. *Insert chuckle* Till next time, my fellow crazy people!

Ingredients
  • 3/4 cup Unsweetened Coconut Water
  • 10 Green Grapes
  • 1/3 cup diced Fresh Pineapple
  • 1/2 a Green Kiwi
  • 1 Small Banana
  • 1 cup Baby Spinach
  • 1 cup Ice
Instructions
  1. Place everything in a blender and blend till smooth.
  2. Don't over-blend your smoothie as you don't want the banana to oxidize too much.
  3. Enjoy!